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"Dude, If you were expecting something smart and Witty... Well, I don't feel like it. Fuck off, Fuck you!" This Guy <<<<

Age 36, Male

Struggling Game Guy.

University of Texas

Austin,TX

Joined on 11/1/06

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If anyone feels like reading this. I don't contribute much to this site. In fact, the only time I can bear to look at this site is 1:00am-4:00am, any other times I feel like I'm cheating myself out of some self abuse, or a bit of Vodka Eyeballing (That is ridiculous, I apologize). I feel like this site is simply for the most hardcore during the day. I however, have other shit to do, like work. That always makes me wonder if other newgrounders have jobs, I assume not, but you know, that's just me.

In short, I don't contribute much to this site.


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Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

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Use a nuke

in Space

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Crush an angry ground creature

Question Mark

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Find the hidden button

Novice

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Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Acupuncture

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Get skewered on spikes

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